Presented for your consideration is a lovely photo of the Outreach Team taken at our Face2Face meeting.
Lovely, that is, except for the visage of a certain team member who's name starts with P and ends with HILIP.
(Click on the image for the full, small-child-frightening effect)

I have suggested that we make greater use of this dog-howlingly unfortunate image thusly:
He is, however, yet to be convinced...